Vegas Marie, i hope you dont mind me borrowing this...i wanna add my two cents to this!

George Dubya/Republicans: the new recipients of "THE INCREDIBLY STUPID AND DUMB BEYOND BELIEF AWARD". Nuff said.

Closed-minded people: maybe, just maybe if you unlock your minds the circulation will improve and you'll think better. Really really.

Bill Collectors: if i dont have the money when you called once, what the fuck makes you think i'm gonna have it if you call back tonight, tomorrow or the days following? sorry, i dont have connections to Oprah or Donald Trump, so fuck off.

Employers who lay off employees
during the holidays: errum, have you people figured out WHY a lot of people do overtime during the holiday season? and also why said employees come back to the workplace armed with AK-47s and Uzis?

People who talk on their cell phones
while driving: yo, you with the cell phone. yeah, you. PUT THE MUTHAFUCKA DOWN AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD, ASSHOLE. i'm not gonna have my family crying over my dead body because YOU wanna look important while yappin on your phone. and in some states, it's against the law, meaning, you will not pass GO, but GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL!

Arrogance: having delusions of grandeur are we? NEWS FLASH: there are other far more IMPORTANT PEOPLE in the world besides YOU. so in the words of the late, great Richard Pryor "have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up, muthafucka."

Bible-thumpers: hmm. what would Jesus do? probably tell you to shut the fuck up because you've got his life-story twisted, so who died and left you God?

People who cannot think for themselves: um, has anyone seen the "short yellow bus" because i think it forgot these people - the "intellectually challenged."

Organized religion: yo, if you wanna start a church, cult or whatever the fuck, i have no problem with you. it's when you wanna start SHOVING IT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT that may make me want to stick forks in your eyes.

Nosy muthatfuckas: yanno, instead of making me feel like i'm being stalked, how about this: GET A LIFE MUTHAFUCKA.

Phoniness: hey. girlfriend... yeah, you with the long blond weave and blue contact lenses. unless you are going thru chemo and have had eye surgery, you need to lose the phony ponies (and i use that term literally--ask Mr. Ed) and them blue /green/hazel/whatever the fuck color/ lenses. be happy with what God gave ya...besides i dont think your man wants to run his fingers thru THE FUCKING TRACKS in your head much less feel like he's with one of the "Children of the Corn" *shudders*

the "status quo": yanno, i've come to find that daring to be different makes me a much more interesting person. oh, i'm sorry....that's too much for your brain to handle? okay. we need the short yellow bus over here too.

Homophobes: a very dangerous species, this homophobus ignoramus. if you are in the vicinity of one of these creatures, i suggest you immediately leave the surroundings because this species can be very dangerous to those of us who are of the Rainbow Tribe. these people are known to be volatile and sometimes violent and should not be approached. they tend to use derogatory phrases like dyke and faggot, and have been known to kill those poor uninformed members of the Rainbow Tribe. if you spot one of these in your area, DO NOT approach them, for they are unpredictable and can attack without warning. if you are cornered by the homophobus ignoramus, and carry mace or a Taser, retailate in kind and get the hell out of there IMMEDIATELY before this creature gets its bearings.

this has been a public service announcement. thank you for your cooperation in this matter.